February 22, 2003
Ridge Raises Snack Food Threat Warning to Mesquite Barbeque Flavor

potato-chips.jpgRidge stated that the threat level had been raised because of increased snack food rustling on certain shelves, and said, "I'm pretty sure that this threat level is higher than Burnt Sienna." Ridge noted that Vice President had been moved to an undisclosed location, and advised people to "be prepared," and "stock up on dip."

Posted by Tom Burka at 4:44 PM in News