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August 25, 2003
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Marines Encounter More Than Just Pockets of Resistance in Baghdad, Try to Fend Off Complete Pants George and Rummy, you made the pants too long . . . April 8, Baghdad -- Marines encountered pockets of resistance in southeast Baghdad, zippers of incomprehensibility in the west, inseams of irregularity in the north, and trouser cuffs of indefatigability in the center of town. The Pentagon confirmed that U.S. forces were trying to secure the seat of Baghdad, and hoped to control the belt buckle as early as Tuesday. "It depends how deep those pockets, how irregular the inseams, how incomprehensible the zippers prove, and -- whatever we said the cuffs were, how whatever we said they would turn out to be, " said General Hugh Fitzimmons today. "We're also going to try to have the waist taken in by Saturday," he added. Originally published on April 8, 2003 Posted by Tom Burka at 9:58 PM in
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