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May 5, 2003
Excerpts from William Bennett's "Children's Book of Virtues"

  • Always split aces;
  • When splitting aces, make sure you're playing blackjack. If you're playing poker, do not split them;
  • When playing craps, take the maximum odds allowed;
  • When taking craps, do not lay odds.

Posted by Tom Burka at 2:36 PM in News