March 18, 2003
The Bush Plan For Taking Iraq
Wednesday night. Bomb the heck out of 'em.
Friday Take Basra.
Saturday Take Baghdad, win war.
Sunday Install democracy.
Monday Order new curtains.
Tuesday Refurbish Presidential Palace in teal; arrange with sanitation workers to haul away old dictatorship. Maybe redo kitchen.
Wednesday Put in strip lighting.
Thursday Decorate Kurdish region in aqua.
Posted by Tom Burka at 9:34 PM