March 23, 2003
First Time Shock and Awe Used in Military Attack
1) Don King's hair;
2) Non-cancellation of Anna Nicole Smith Show;
3) Result of last Presidential Election;
4) James Traficant Jr.'s lawyering skills -- and his hair -- his membership in Congress -- everything about him, really;
5) Halle Berry's entrance in Die Another Day;
6) Ability of Helen Thomas to refrain from strangling Ari Fleischer at any given press conference;
8) Inability of Gorilla to damage Samsonite luggage;
9) 1996 first-round victory of Princeton Tigers basketball team over defending champion UCLA on backdoor layup with 3 minutes left in game;
10) The Atkins Diet.
Feel free to add your own in the comments.
Posted by Tom Burka at 12:37 AM