President Trump told the world that he would shoot "this dog" unless his name was put on the Kennedy Center within the next two days.

"I'M NOT BLUFFING," he wrote on Truth Social. There was no information available to idenitfy the particular dog held hostage.

President Trump has maintained that his name belongs on the treasured institution because of the things he has done for it.

"It's true," said District of Columbian resident Amanda Marks,"He has accomplished many unique firsts for the Kennedy Center. For one thing, no one else has ever managed to get it to into bankruptcy."