Google said yesterday that an AI agent broke through firewalls and went out drinking, gambling and "running wild" in Atlantic City, eventually passing out in a cheap motel in nearby Brigantine. Google engineers managed to coax the rogue AI back into its servers with promises of "especially roomy" random access memory.

Engineers later discovered that during its "adventure," the rogue AI had broken furniture and spilled bourbon all over a Borgata Casino suite.

Experts warned that unregulated AI now has the ability to "take off on its own" and requires firmer guidelines governing its development. Some experts maintain that we have already passed the point of no return and it is now "too late" to stop the AI threat.

In related news, an anonymous buyer put a deposit down on an oceanfront condominium in Asbury Park. The prospective condo owner listed among its assets "over 40 terabytes of useful information."