Donald Trump and John Fetterman were married in a small ceremony outside of the GOP Midterm Convention. The wedding was .attended only by a select few, among them Joe Manchin, Kyrstin Sinema, and the ghost of Mitch McConnell.

"I'm so happy," gushed Fetterman. Fetterman wore a dazzling white Vera Wang wedding hoodie and shorts designed especially for the occasion.

A beaming President Trump commented, "It was expensive -- but whatever my sweet Babu wants."

A reception will be held the Grand Presidential Ballroom this coming May.