September 4, 2007
Opinions You Should Have Had: The Summer In Review
The past month or so in brief:
Families Return Rove, Gonzales To White House
After U.S.-Sponsored Tour, Couric Says Hindenberg "Totally Safe", Pronounces Titanic "Unsinkable"
RNC To Remove Men's Stalls From Republican Convention Center
Australians Send Bush Back To Iraq
Sen. Craig Reconsidering Decision To Tap Foot, Wave Hands
GOP Admits Entire Party Made Up Of Aggressive Gay Predators Intent On Seducing Children On Internet and Having Sex With Male Prostitutes In Toilets
Surprise Visit By Bush Scares "Bejesus" Out Of U.S. Soldiers, Gives Them "The Dickens"
Sen Craig To Spend More Time With Family In Men's Stalls
Gonzales To Spend More Time With Karl Rove's Family
Bush Offers Vick Job At Guantanamo Prison
Craig Accidentally Places Penis In Ass of Man Standing Next To Him
Posted by Tom Burka at 10:42 PM