December 8, 2003
White House Tells Kerry To Shut The Fuck Up
The White House today asked for an apology from Sen. John Kerry for telling Rolling Stone magazine that Bush had "f--ed up" .
"He should shut the fuck up," said Andy Card, White House Chief of Staff. "He should fucking shut up already."
Dick Cheney said, "That man is a fucking embarrassment to the national political intercourse."
Kerry was last said to be mulling over telling White House staffers to go fuck themselves.
It was a refreshing moment for Kerry, who has gotten little positive press during his campaign for the presidency before this. Campaign staffer Diane Freckler said, "We're going to savor each last fucking moment."
Posted by Tom Burka at 7:56 AM