November 19, 2003
"Band Of Thugs" To Supplant Al Queda As Top Terrorist Group, Says Bush
Bush Says U.S. Will Not Retreat From 'Band of Thugs' in
President Bush today announced that the "Band of Thugs" is now the deadliest group of terrorists in the world and they, and a large group of other terrorist organizations that have been nurtured into existence by the U.S. occupation of Iraq, are now the preeminent threats to the security of the U.S, Britain, and the rest of the world.
"I reckon al Queda is a measly number ten, at best," President Bush said in a major speech during his visit to England.
"We're quite concerned about the 'Band of Thugs,' and indications are that they may have been involved in 9/11," said the President.
Bush said that he was also concerned about the "Can O' Worms," the notorious "Shisk Ka'Bob," the "Counsel of Nine," the "Gaggle of Grunts," the "Cluster of Cashews," the "League of Liberals," the "Loose Association of Malcontents," the "Gang of Four," the "Rogues' Guild," and the "Little Rascals."
Posted by Tom Burka at 1:18 PM