June 27, 2003
Wife Wants Husband To Perform Constitutionally Sanctioned Act
Husband Fears Trap
Jefferson Brooks has been asked by his wife, Louise Brooks,to perform a constitutionally protected act upon her sometime this weekend.
Mr. Brooks was skeptical and a perhaps a bit confused. "She wants me to perform homosexuality on her?"
After a bit of frantic whispering between Brooks and his wife, Mr. Brooks appeared less confused, but wary. "This is some sort of wife trick," he said. "The moment I show the slightest enthusiasm, that's the moment she'll find a way to use it against me."
Posted by Tom Burka at 3:36 PM