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November 2, 2010
Aqua Buddha Thrilled by Rand Paul Result; Terra Buddha, Pyro Buddha, and Aero Buddha Profoundly Discouraged

Aqua Buddha threw up his watery hands in moist thanks for Rand Paul's election as the new U.S. Senator from Kentucky, but other elemental Buddhas around the world shook their heads in despair at what they saw as terrific neglect by most of their worshippers.

"None of our worshippers won a single seat of any importance whatsoever," said the earthy Terra Buddha, scratching himself. "A Pyro Buddha follower won comptroller of something," he continued. "What the hell is that?"

The other elemental Buddhas agreed that, with the election of Rand Paul,
a huge Aqua Buddha booster, the Buddha of the Water, as some know him, will be "absolutely insufferable."

Pyro Buddha was too angry to speak, but Aero Buddha tried to take Paul's win in stride. "Yes, the Aqua Buddha worshipper won," he conceded. "But let's not forget -- the Witch lost."

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I have to say, I love the name of your blog. Would you be terribly offended if I called mine "More opinions you should have" ?
Mostly I am kidding, I just wish I was as brilliant as you in choosing a blog name.
And I think I do share similar opinions.

Posted by: Sheldon at November 17, 2010 11:17 PM

And I think I do share similar opinions.

Posted by: Huong at January 30, 2011 10:05 AM

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