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November 4, 2008
Dixville Notch Swings Election, Elects Obama

The small town of Dixville Notch, New Hampshire today decided a very close election when its twenty inhabitants resoundingly chose Barack Obama by a three to one margin, breaking a tie throughout the rest of the nation.

Polls had indicated that the nationwide contest would be close, and both candidates were forced to spend precious resources campaigning in this tiny "swing" hamlet of twenty registered voters. Obama and McCain have spent many days of the past two weeks camped out in this practically microscopic berg, Joe Biden spent seven days here, and Sarah Palin herself spent over $40,000 on clothes.

Posted by Tom Burka at 12:28 AM in News | Comments (3)


There's only 20 registered voters? This election will be overturned for voter fraud then as there were 21 votes cast.

Posted by: Blue at November 4, 2008 3:05 AM

It's ACORN's fault.

Posted by: Tom Burka at November 4, 2008 8:19 AM

21 votes and only 19 registered voters. Go ACORN!

Posted by: sigh at November 4, 2008 11:41 AM

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