October 27, 2005
Hitchcock Salutes Plame Prosecutor
Master of Suspense Comes Back From Grave To Pay Homage To "New Master"
Master filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock rose from his grave today to pay tribute to Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, who he said has successfully generated more suspense around the Plame case than any number of Hitchcock's best thrillers. Hitchcock said that he had risen from his grave not only to meet Fitzgerald, but because he simply could not wait to find out what would happen next.
"In short," Hitchcock quipped, "the suspense is un-killing me."
Some say Fitzgerald is a student of Hitchcock who has finally surpassed his teacher; he has been known to regale companions with a tale of two people talking at a table under which two indictments are quietly ticking.
Update: Old Fashioned Patriot builds on this brilliantly:
Joseph Wilson, The Man Who Knew Too Much, was sent to Niger and wrote a letter, thus becoming a Foreign Correspondent. The Psycho didn't like Wilson's report because Bush's window dressing for attacking Iraq became A Torn Curtain. . . .Read it here.
Posted by Tom Burka at 9:52 PM