July 28, 2004
Immediately After Obama Speech, Kerry Develops Laryngitis
Opinions You Should Have has learned that John Kerry will be unable to deliver his acceptance speech on Thursday night as planned.
Just moments after Barack Obama delivered what some, even Republicans, are calling "one of the best convention speeches of the past twenty-five years," Kerry developed "a bad case of laryngitis."
"He really can't speak," said a spokesman.
When Kerry accepts the nomination, the DNC is considering rebroadcasting Clinton's Monday night speech, which many called "masterful," Obama's speech, or simply allowing Obama to deliver the acceptance speech for John Kerry.
Earlier yesterday, John Kerry gave a speech to the United Association Of Caffeine Processors, none of whom fell asleep.
Posted by Tom Burka at 9:15 AM