March 25, 2004
Ridge To Ask For Creation Of Department of Homeland Security Security
Department of Homeland Security Not Secure, He Explains
Tom Ridge asked the White House to create a new cabinet-level position in response to his growing awareness that the Department of Homeland Security is not sufficiently secure.
"Many of the locks don't work," said Ridge at a press conference today. "Anybody can just walk in here. I had a donut and coffee on my desk that just disappeared."
Ridge called on President Bush to create a "Secretary of Homeland Security Security."
Ridge suggested surrounding the building with an 18-foot-high concrete fence to keep out intruders, and starting an inquiry to determine "who drew a mustache on my picture of President Bush."
"The first place to start with security is our own back yard," said Ridge. "And I could use some barb wire and an outdoor grill that you can put 30,000 volts through."
Posted by Tom Burka at 11:34 AM