February 3, 2004
Frequently Asked Questions About Ricin
Why are we talking about Ricin?
In today's more secure American environment, everyone needs to know about Ricin.
Why are we talking about Ricin now? We captured Saddam and the world is safer than it was before.
Listen, we'd be talking about Ricin a lot more if Saddam hadn't been captured.
What ever happened to those Anthrax mailers?
We're talking about Ricin here.
We never caught the people who did it, did we?
This is about Ricin! Forget about the anthrax.
How is the country safer if some guy who mailed Anthrax all over the United States is still at large?
We're talking about Ricin, damn it! Ricin! An amount the size of a grain of salt can kill you!
I thought you said we were worried about dirty bombs.
Today, we're worried about Ricin.
How come we're not doing anything about Pakistan? I heard they actually passed nuclear secrets to some of the "Axis of Evil."
Ricin could be anywhere. You can make it at home, easily and inexpensively.
And isn't bin Laden hiding in South Pakistan? How come the Pakistani government won't let us in there? Isn't our national security at stake? What are we really doing to stop terrorism?
Here. Have some Ricin.
I don't feel any safer.
Posted by Tom Burka at 9:24 AM