December 21, 2003
Old But Gold
White House Financing Government Operations With Credit Card Cash Advances

Over 49,000 Cards Found In Karl Rove's Desk

It was recently discovered that the White House has been financing government operations from cash advances on thousands of credit cards that it has applied for under the names of dead presidents. Millard Fillmore alone has over 360 credit cards issued in his name.

Abraham Lincoln is now known in the credit industry as a "heavy borrower."

"It is not yet known how the White House has established credit lines for so many dead people," said Isadora Mallomud of the Heightened Curiosity in Economic Affairs Institute. . . .

Republished in honor of Jerome Armstrong's RepubliCard.

Originally published on July 16, 2003. Read the whole original article here.

Don't forget to thank Tom Toles, too.

Posted by Tom Burka at 9:21 PM in Old But Gold