August 29, 2003
A Day At Camp Wachmeebeeyaliberal

Morning
Archery
Usual targets.

Kayaking with Dr. Dean
Mostly upstream.

Sailing
Very little wind in port; when you get past the leeside of Point Rove, small craft warning.

Ballooning
Not really an activity, just a discussion of the deficit.

Hiking
Pathfinding, trailblazing, and fundraising. With the Clintons.

Afternoon
Climbing Wall
Al Gore will climb a treacherous path all the way up to the top, where he'll be pretty much knocked right off by James Baker (from the other camp). Joe Lieberman will deliver the critical blow by allowing an overseas soldier to drop a heavy stack of illegal ballots on Gore when he's hanging by a thread.

See the rest of the schedule by clicking on the "But seriously" link below.

Weaving
Also spinning, bobbing, and ducking.

Boxing
Take your gloves off. Taught by Wesley Clark.

Posturing
Meet by the old aircraft carrier.

Circus skills
Tightrope walking, juggling, media.

Evening

Dancing
With, not around issues.

Campfire
Sing songs and enjoy roasted marshmallows, by which we mean Tom Daschle and Richard Gephardt, sandwiched between Barbara Hershey bars and Bob Graham crackers. It doesn't make any sense, but it's all we've got in the storeroom.

Posted by Tom Burka at 12:24 PM in News